Yet all Young Ladies are Accomplished

Monday, December 15, 2008

This morning, while attempting to do anything but finals-appropriate activities, I rebegan a book by Robin McKinley. I used to believe that if I wrote anything for young adults, it would be exactly like something she wrote. I also thought that I was exactly like her heroines: I couldn't sew, I couldn't dance, my embroidery was abysmal, and I lacked seemingly all necessary feminine wiles. Somehow all her heroines got men in the end--most turned out beautiful as well.

I never doubted that I would turn out as well, that my fairy tale would come, but today I realized with surprise as I read that I had much less in common with her heroines than I had supposed. If a magical closet handed me a dress covered in jewels, I would at least try it on for size. Clumsy or not, swirling and twirling--and performing above all, appeals to me. I have sewed some awful things in my day, but I can sew (almost) in a straight line. In short, I enjoy crafts which many heroines seem to shun. I say this not to tout my own abilities but because it was a surprising realization that I no longer share my heroines' interests.

Perhaps, I muse, intellectual women writers who create female characters have a sense of apprehension about endorsing typically feminine activities, since who wants to be Better Homes and Garderns circa 1958? Now, I think, if I write something for young adults, I might try to have a heroine who is not a tomboy--since I think one can be an imperfect, dynamic, and interesting character (if I may flatter myself), and still enjoy embrodering pincushions on occasion.

A farewell to any hope of productive uses of time

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Dear Time:

I tried. It's not you; it's me. I made a real effort to make most of time (though no longer a virgin take that Robert Herrick)--gathering rosebuds while I may--had I but world enough and time--carpe the diem, and all that, but I just don't see this "use time wisely thing" working out. I have started a blog. Pretty soon I will be eating dinner in my underwear, blogging away. Perhaps I should set a time limit, for at my back I always hear--an incoherent paragraph with far too many allusions to 16thish centuryish poets appear. I hope, dear time, to not waste you one day, but to devour every minute. Perhaps, indeed, this blog will help me do it.

Sincerely ABE

Well, I am still figuring out this blogging thing. One day I am sure I will be proficient, even adept, if I just waste enough time on this.



For all my lamenting and breaking up with Time, I am glad to have joined the blogging world--if only for my own benefit, and that of my bfb ABE.